Vegan Cows vs Vegan Humans T-Shirt

You're gonna look damn good in your new Cowbell gear.

It fits right, feels even better, and brings the kind of attitude your closet's been missing. Throw it on, fire up the grill, and wear it like you mean it — you've earned it.

• Soft, lightweight feel made from 100% ring-spun, US-grown cotton
• Classic fit with a clean crew neckline
• Tear-away tag for all-day comfort
• Ethically made with responsibly sourced materials
  Note: Fiber content varies slightly by color for optimal softness and durability.

Need sizing info? Hit the sizing chart above — we've got you covered.

More Reasons to Represent Cowbell:

Support a USA Small Business: Cowbell Apparel is proudly American-run. When you buy from us, you're helping a small business grow — not feeding some faceless megastore.

Unique Designs: Unapologetically meat-loving and proudly American. You won’t find our designs in stores or anywhere else.

Join The Herd: Cowbell isn’t just apparel — it’s a movement. You’re stepping into a crew of grill junkies, steak purists, and backyard warriors who know how to live loud.

Quality: We size it right, then press it tight — using top-shelf equipment to make sure your design hits hard and holds up, wear after wear.

Packaged With Care: Every order’s packed with care and grit — so it shows up looking as good as it did on screen. What you see is what you get, no surprises.

Shipping

• FREE SHIPPING on orders of 2+ tees!
• Orders are typically shipped within 1-3 business days of placing the order.
• Once shipped, allow 2-5 business days for orders to be delivered.

*Please also note that the shipping rate for many items we sell are weight-based*

Returns & Refunds

• The Pitmaster Promise: we offer free, no-questions asked returns within 30 days of delivery.
• To start a return simply email us at support@cowbellapparel.com, and we'll gladly assist you with a full refund.
• For exchanges, return your item and place a new order once the return is accepted.
• We offer instant refunds — no need to wait for the return to process to complete.

For questions, feel free to reach out to us at support@cowbellapparel.com

*This refund policy is subject to change at any time and without notice*

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