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Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

Color: Blue Jean
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Regular price $35.95
Regular price $49.95 Sale price $35.95
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Heavyweight Fabric & Fit

🌭 The Shirt That Holds Up

Built from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton, this tee has that broken-in feel right out of the box — no stiffness, no shine, no nonsense.

It’s heavier, durable, and made to handle weekend BBQs, hot grills, and whatever else the day throws at it. The fit runs true to size, drapes right, and actually looks better the more you wear it.

This is the kind of shirt you throw on before firing up the grill and forget you’re even wearing — until someone asks where you got it.

Designed, printed, and shipped in the USA by people who understand that good things take time.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping

  • FREE SHIPPING on orders of $85+
  • Orders are typically shipped within 3-5 business days of placing the order.
  • Once shipped, allow 3-5 business days for orders to be delivered.
  • Most orders typically arrive within 7 business days.

*Please also note that the shipping rate for many items we sell are weight-based*

Returns & Refunds

The Cowbell Guarantee: We want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or with a bad print, we'll make it right — that's on us.

Here's the deal:

  • Got a damaged or defective item? We’ll replace it or refund it.
  • You have 30 days from delivery to let us know.
  • The item needs to be unworn, unwashed, and in the condition you received it (free of BBQ sauce).
  • Check the size chart above! If your shirt arrives and the fit just isn't working, reach out. We handle fit issues case-by-case to make sure you're taken care of.

For questions, or if something is wrong, just reach out to us at support@cowbellapparel.com.

*This policy is subject to change at any time and without notice*

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The Cowbell Community:

A Tee With Some Backbone

Heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton that shows up looking lived-in and stays that way. It hangs right, holds its shape, and doesn’t flinch at a long weekend in the yard. The rest of your tees should be nervous.

Designed & Printed in the USA

Every Cowbell Apparel shirt is designed, printed and finished right here in the USA. We use premium-quality Comfort Colors® blanks, bold inks, and an eye for detail. No shortcuts. Just real American grit — worn proud.

Exceptional Customer Experience

Hundreds of five-star reviews mention the same word: quality. That’s not luck, that’s the standard. And if you ever need us, you’ll get a fast answer from a real person, not a bot, and we’ll make it right. That’s the Cowbell Guarantee.

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 1399 reviews.

Customer photo review of Dog Walking Dog — Premium Tee

I love my dog. I love hot dogs. My dog loves hot dogs. I love this shirt. I have 6 Cowbell Apparel shirts now and I love them all.

Dog Walking Dog — Premium Tee

Customer photo review of Hotdog Dive — Premium Tee

The shirt was a father's day gift. He absolutely loved it! Very good quality!

Hotdog Dive — Premium Tee

Customer photo review of All I Need — Premium Tee

Grillin’, chillin’ and diggin’ our Cowbell T’s with my bros in Boyne City, MI. I gettin’ ready to order another batch of these AWESOME T-shirts!! Thank you.

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Customer photo review of Mind If I Smoke? T-Shirt

Mu husband loves smoking on his pellet grill and this shirt is perfect for him@

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Customer photo review of Steak Dive — Premium Tee

Got a stain on it ,sprayed said stain and it took the color out,oh well it adds character,great fitting shirts!

Steak Dive — Premium Tee

Customer photo review of Captain Hotdog — Premium Tee

Capt. Tom Shealy of the @sundogsoflakemurray hotdog boat doing what he does best…#makingsummergreat! Love your t-shirts!

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Customer photo review of Workin' Like a Dog — Premium Tee

Shipped quickly and fits nicely. 5’ 10” and 150 lbs. wearing a size large. The shirt is soft, yet feels like real quality material.

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Customer photo review of Not a Party — Premium Tee

The shirt is a gift for a surprise 70th. The quality is everything I hoped it to be. Thank you for the quick ship as well!

Not a Party — Premium Tee

Customer photo review of Steak Dive — Premium Tee

Love the shirts ! Cute ! I wish it was a more lightweight a bit softer fabric . Like what a lot of T shirts are now

Steak Dive — Premium Tee

Customer photo review of Steak Dive — Premium Tee

I bought it for my son who is a grilling maniac. He said he loves it!😃

Steak Dive — Premium Tee

Customer photo review of Hotdog Dive — Premium Tee

Obsessed with this t shirt. It’s so fun, I’ve already gotten compliments on it and I’ve only had it a week! The order was completed and delivered quickly, the quality is great, and I will definitely be ordering more in the future. Only thing I’ll add, and the suggestion is written with the sizing, but definitely size up since they are pre shrunk. If you’re wondering whether or not to buy something - just do it! They’re great.

Hotdog Dive — Premium Tee

Customer photo review of Grill of the Free — Premium Tee

Dogs and brats that’s how we roll!!! Thanks Cowbell for making me look even better at the grill. Grilled M E A T, it’s what’s for dinner.

Grill of the Free — Premium Tee

Customer photo review of Dog Drive — Premium Tee

Very happy with the quality and design on the shirt. I would recommend ordering.

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Customer photo review of Hotdog Dive — Premium Tee

Love the color and the Comfort of cotton it feels right! This shirt has bring smiles and laughter around my friends.

Hotdog Dive — Premium Tee

Customer photo review of Mona Wiener — Premium Tee

Great shirt. 🎉🙌🏼 Can't tell you how many people compliment us. I give them your website. Tell em you'll be happy with the quality.

Mona Wiener — Premium Tee

Customer photo review of Old Fashioned Christmas — Premium Tee

I haven’t worn it yet, but can see the great quality of the shirt is; I tried it on and fits perfectly. I can’t wait to wear it during the holiday season:

Old Fashioned Christmas — Premium Tee

Customer photo review of Hotdog Launch — Premium Tee

I have received three shirts from cowbell and I like them all very cute and original designs

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Customer photo review of Hosted Thanksgiving — Long Sleeve Tee

This shirt is hilarious and absolutely perfect for anyone who’s ever hosted Thanksgiving! 😂🦃 Comfortable, funny, and guaranteed to get laughs—it’s a must-have for the holiday season!

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Customer photo review of Bourbon Cannonball — Premium Tee

Perfect fit! I purchased this for my husband and he was thrilled! I bought the large as he is broad shouldered and it fits great. The length is good as well. No belly peaking out. The picture is so cute. 6' 215 pounds

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Customer photo review of Baseball Dive — Youth Tee

Bought this for one of my granddaughters to play softball. She loved it. Wore it to school the very next day.

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Customer photo review of Divine Dog T-Shirt

Great shirts!!! Great customer service. Great quality. All around great. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 65 reviews.

Customer photo review of Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

The Ivory color is very nice, but it’s for a gift. The blue color is exceptional and suits me better. The quality of these t shirts is incredible! Very well made and holds up well after washing and drying. I’ve returned to buy more as gifts.

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

Customer photo review of Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

Such a fun shirt! Fits perfectly and looks amazing! Comfort Color material! High quality!

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

Store owner replied: That's what we want to hear! Appreciate all the kind words, and for sharing the photo! - Mike

Customer photo review of Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

I loved the t-shirt when I saw it and bought it as a gift for my martini drinking husband. He loved it!!!

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

I’ve got some martini drinkers in my family.. they’re going to love getting these shirts as presents! The shirts are well made and so funny!

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

Have not received it yet

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

Store owner replied: Hey Annette - just checked your tracking link. It's showing marked as delivered on our end. If it still hasn't turned up, shoot us an email at support@cowbellapparel.com with your order details and we will take a closer look. Thanks for your patience and support! We'll get this sorted out for you.

Great t-shirts, nice quality, soft, the collar doesn't lose its shape. My husband (Mike) has gotten many compliments on these shirts, they're fun and comfortable!

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

Fantastic customer service and responsive assistance to a size issue. Quality product worn often.

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

Received my shirt and absolutely love it. The material is nice, not thick not lite right in the middle. My friends got a kick from the shirt. We'll done.

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

True to size, great colors and quality, and this design is adorable - nice and clear, crisp and it's a great t-shirt that will last me a very long time!

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

Quality is exceptional and the colors and sizing are just as pictured. It’s a gift so I can’t share a picture yet, but very happy with the purchase. Very quick delivery too!. 5 stars!

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

I actually didn’t unfold it as it’s a gift but the graphics are just as cute as in the ad and the fabric feels good quality!

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

The quality is definitely not in line with a $38 T shirt. I was excited to get it but likely won't wear it outside of the house as it looks and feels cheap. Disappointed as I bought another as a gift and they agreed that it was cute but def not good quality.

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

Store owner replied: Hey Tina. That definitely is not the experience we want you to have. If you can, shoot us an email at support@cowbellapparel.com with some photos of the tees so we can better see what went wrong on this one. Looking forward to hearing from you there, and thanks for giving us a shot. - Mike

Absolute class! The lads at Cowbell Apparel have smashed it out of the park with this one. I picked up the funniest t-shirt for my best mate, who is a proper martini enthusiast. It’s got a happy little olive jumping into a martini glass printed on it, and honestly, it’s so bloody hilarious that everyone cracks up whenever he wears it out. Not only is it a top-tier laugh, but the quality of the fabric is brilliant and it fits him like an absolute glove. Proper quality gear and stellar service. Cheers, lads!

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

I LOVE my Martini T-shirt!!!!! It has rapidly become one of my most favorites! I use blue cheese stuffed olives in my dirty, shaken not stirred martini, so I had to make a slight improvement to your adorable design. Picture is attached. (lol, you could offer this as an alternative) Keep up the great ideas! I'm waiting to see the celery and bacon duo jump in a Bloody Mary glass!

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

I've worn it twice already & received several compliments....I'm a martini girlie & my friends/family think was made just for me.....lol. Great product & thanks for using comfort color brand tshirts...they're the only ones I buy for their quality.

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

We had an issue with the first one we ordered, small tear … but this company corrected the problem immediately, great customer service and sent a new item to us super fast. Great quality item, highly recommend!

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

We are giving this as a gift. The quality of the Tee-shirt is fantastic. Very soft, the graphics are perfectly placed and vivid. Love this tee!

Dirty Martini Dive — Premium Tee

Before you head out

A few good questions.

Still deciding? We’re happy to help.

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How does this tee fit?

Relaxed unisex fit on heavyweight, garment-dyed Comfort Colors cotton. Roomy through the chest and shoulders with a ribbed collar, and it feels broken in from the first wear.

Use Find my size to start from your height and weight, or compare the 1717 measurements to a tee you already own.

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How should I wash it?

Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low. Use only non-chlorine bleach. No ironing and no dry cleaning.

Wash it by itself before the first wear, since garment-dyed colors can bleed a little at first.

When will my tee ship?

We print your tee after you order. It typically ships in 3 to 5 business days, and we’ll email your tracking link. Shipping time is separate from delivery time.

How much is shipping?

Orders of $85 or more ship free. Under $85, shipping is a flat $4.95.

Cowbell Guarantee

Something isn't right?

We stand behind the premium quality of our gear. If your apparel arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted, we will make it right. That’s on us.

Just reach out to us at support@cowbellapparel.com within 30 days of delivery, and we will get you back to the yard happy.